From: RUFUS               
To: TURTLE              
Subject: Stimulation    
Date & Time: 04/18/91 22:28:50
Message Number 15452

>Really nasty stuff [tofu].
 
May you one day be squatting in the fields on India having a bowel 
movement, and when you are midway through have a large snake mistake 
your scrotum for a meal and latch on.
 
 ...this actually happened.  They took the guy to the hospital to have
the offending animal removed.