From: DRAGONFLY           
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: Doggie, kitty? 
Date & Time: 04/17/91 23:48:17
Message Number 15370

DFy>Except cat lovers, who have pets to be rejected.
   
TSp> *snort* Quite obviously you have never owned a cat...you are
TSp> not qualified to voice an opinion on the matter.
     
   I have been owned by two cats in my life, both of which chose my
house as a place where suckers live.  Cats.  BLEACH!  From a mile up,
it doesn't matter whether you land on your feet.  The most wonderful
T.V. show I've seen in a long time was one where they were doing 
experiments on how cats land on their feet: if they fall from a small
enough distance that they can't right themselves, they make WONDERFUL
*Splat!*s. 
                        //Dragonfly//