From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Seriously now  
Date & Time: 04/14/91 23:45:57
Message Number 15109

Mellonhead:
 
"I was born in a small town...and I live in small town.
 I'll probably die in this small town, and that's good enough, for me.
 
Oh, joy. 
 
 I married an LA doll and brought her to this small town
 Now she's small town, just like me.
 
Oh, and I bet that endeared her to you, eh, John?
 
 
Actually, I can't wait for John's next song...
 
"Think I'll have a cheeseburger
 Yes, I'll have a cheeseburger.
 Gonna have mustard on that cheesburger.
 And that's good enough for me...."
 
He is so insipid.