From: TURTLE              
To: DEATH FENNEC        
Subject: Anything 2 add?
Date & Time: 04/12/91 22:55:13
Message Number 15004

>...and I think that I am going to commit Suicide or something ignorant
>like that...
 
Well, lesse here. A simple cost/benefit analysis might be in order.
First, Suicide. Disadvantages: Well, it's permanent, nothing good can
ever happen to you again, the kid gets raised without a father, every-
one you know gets pissed off, you don't get to see how things turn out,
the world goes on without you. Advantages: None.
Staying alive. Disadvantages: Diapers, income tax. Advantages: walks on
the beach, the thought that raising a kid doesn't take forever, trips
to Disney World, computers, sunsets, driving fast to the middle of no-
where in the middle of the night, Mountain Dew, loud music, cool movies,
good friends, roller coasters, pizza, Christmas, full moons, Furry
Parties, hot horny foxes, good books, The Far Side, George Carlin,
voting against George Bush, and the disadvantages from #1 above
do not apply. Plus, you still have the option of doing something more
interesting than decomposing, ya know?