From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: DRAGONFLY           
Subject: Smart 1 or Amy?
Date & Time: 04/09/91 21:00:47
Message Number 14850

Dogs suck.  They are loud, smelly, overbearing, and they eat too much.
Cats are far superior pets to dogs.  (Not that I said 'pets'.  As 
security, they aren't worth much.  As a matter of fact, unless you count
thier esthetic value, they aren't worth a whole lot for anything.  But
they still beat dogs all hollow.)