From: DRAGONFLY           
To: RUFUS               
Subject: Hey!           
Date & Time: 04/03/91 09:38:06
Message Number 14589

>The style is a mix between Dali, Escher, and a 2 yr. old child.
    
   Aha! You have found one of the nineteen Official Pictures of the
Somewhat Great Aardvark of Melancholy.  Rumor has it that if all nine-
teen of the Official Pictures are ever placed on top of each other, and
the Almost Ancient Words of Power, Voltage, Freedom, and Turnips are
chanted over it while six naked women and a sheep dance, then the
Ninth Mystery of the World will be revealed. (Since we're still missing
Mysteries number 3, 5, 7, and 8, it won't do much good.)
      
              /Dragonfly/
     
   For those of you who are wondering about the "six naked women and a
sheep dancing," no, that part of the ceremony has never been practiced.
But I have seen (really!) involving three men, a woman, and a horse.
The horse was the best dancer.