From: RUFUS               
To: SAAVIK              
Subject: Life (sigh)    
Date & Time: 04/02/91 23:02:10
Message Number 14572

>You forgot one thing in your list ..... BBS...
 
Well, that was a generalized list.  Heck, I haven't even attempted to
reproduce, and I'm still living.
(Of course, some say I'm not really living.)
 
  ...and then, you wouldn't believe this, the energizer bunny pulls
up in a really slick lookin' red car, and sez, he sez ta me: "Excuse me,
but are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearin'?"  I sez, to this pink
dude in the really nice car, I sez: "No, these ain't."  So then he, I
know it sound outrageous, but it did happen, he backs up about 100 yards
then comes at me full speed.  Tries ta run me over.  Luckily I had some
GE Ni-Cad batteries with me.