From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Hood Ornaments 
Date & Time: 03/28/91 15:21:08
Message Number 14359

>Rufus is safely in the vehicle and you are trying to hang onto this
>polished moving object with nothing but a puckered anus to hold you
>in place as a hood ornament and you are calling /him/ an idiot?
 
Well, since you put it THAT way...
 
Actually, I didn't really expect him to take off down that twisty road
before Tyler's house at sixty miles per, and I /really/ didn't expect
Tyler to rip on the emergency brahe while we were doing the same thing
over here.
 
"You mean you did it /twice/?"
 
Well...yeah.