From: TURTLE              
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Not Sex        
Date & Time: 03/27/91 14:01:04
Message Number 14279

>I oughtta pound you.... you are entirely too dry to be totally
>American. You gotta be an alien here to spy on us.
 
You gotta watch them aliens...you go to pound on 'em and they're
likely to split down the middle and sprout three heads or something
equally John Carpenter-ish.
 
BTW: Rufus told me he snagged Heavy Metal. Maybe sometime we oughta
find some apple cider and make it into a moviefest thing too: Akira,
Dark Star, Heavy Metal...