From: SAAVIK              
To: THE SPECIALIST      
Subject: ouch           
Date & Time: 03/27/91 12:45:02
Message Number 14262

SA: A light bulb up the "Ol' Kazoo?" Kind of a perverted stunt. 
TS: Ah, bingo! Now do you see how I feel? 
 
No. And I never will. Sticking a light bulb up yourself can hardly 
compare to pleasurable sexual perversion. Of course, I guess, one person
pleasure, might be another person's nightmare. 
 
I guess as long as the light bulb isn't plugged into the wall socket,
you could live through it. But who'd want to.