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echo: alterreality
to: KEN SABLE
from: THE SPECIALIST
date: 1991-03-23 12:10:54
subject: Humor

From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: KEN SABLE           
Subject: Humor          
Date & Time: 03/23/91 12:10:54
Message Number 14110

KS>They go faster than my Toyota...
 
My Camaro went faster than your Toyota, but it was a piece of sh*t.
 
KS>No, the IBM of the car market would be a company that charges, 
KS> $100,000 for a new car, and when a belt breaks, you have to replace
KS>the entire engine for $70,000 instead of the $25 belt!
 
Oh, then we are talking about Audis...I knew a guy who bought one for 
untold amounts of money and had to replace the engine....  Not a happy
camper, when all said and done.

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