From: DRAGONFLY
To: DEATH FENNEC
Subject: Hello there ...
Date & Time: 03/21/91 21:06:47
Message Number 14070
>I am currently looking for something to do, and to talk about, so
>if you have anything to say, please drop me a letter.
Okay! I think I'll drop th lttr "e." Or mayb not.
Things to do around the Sarasota/ Bradenton area:
1. Practice your jogging. Go to the center of the New College Palm
Court and shout, "YOU BUNCH OF HIPPIE FREAKS! DON'T YOU KNOW THE
SIXTIES ARE DEAD?"
2. Practice the fine art of spoon-hanging.
3. Try to pickpocket a policeman's gun. (Always wonderful for some
laughs!)
4. Start a new religion.
5. Skinny-dip in the ocean and shock the retirees.
6. Practice your jogging. At midnight, take a leisurely stroll down
MLK drive with a T-shirt reading "David Duke for LA governor."
7. Try to find a store that sells sealing wax. (I'm serious!)
/Dragonfly/
More ideas, later.
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