From: TURTLE              
To: ALL                 
Subject: Yoyo??         
Date & Time: 03/01/91 02:13:52
Message Number 13069

To whom it may concern:
 
A high-tech cyberpunk clear yoyo with a neat-o active clutch mechanism
in it has mysteriously materialized in my apartment sometime between
RufusCon '90 and last month's Anthrax concert. I have no idea who
belongs to it, where it came from, why it's here, what its purpose in
life is, to whence it goes after it suffers the Final Mystery, or
for that matter very much else at all about it. If it sounds like it
may belong to you, someone you know, or someone you may be related to,
please let me know; it misses its home.
 
Offer void in Rhode Island, Kentucky, and Utah. We here at Anarchy
Now, Inc. take no responsibility for feeding or disciplining the
yoyo while it is in our care.