From: THE SPECIALIST      
To: JONBOY              
Subject: Barbara Dare   
Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:04:01
Message Number 13047

TS>She'll make you sell your guns...
Ooh...
JB>She'll have headaches and cramps and take it out on you.
OOOH.
JB>She will hate the idea of buying hot rod parts for your Mopar.
OOOH!  That's it.  Thank you.
JB> Of course, she's probably cuddly...
Thank you, JB...that's enough...
JB>...smells nice...
Stop it, JB...I'm ok now...
JB> ...and likes to tickle your ear with her toungue...
ARRRRGH!  Dammit, SHUT UP!
JB>Ya gotta takes your chances with the rest of us...
Thanks a lot...just--thanks....  You ol' SOB...