From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 02/27/91 01:02:15
Message Number 12893
FURRY PARTY
F U R R Y P A R T Y
F U R R Y P A R T Y
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WHEN: Saturday, March 23rd, 1991.
WHERE: Turtle's apartment, 1895 Shadowood, on US 301 by the airport.
WHY: To kill two birds with one stone (to celebrate the occasion of
Turtle's birth, and to remedy the fact that it's been several
months since the last A/R Florida Furry Party).
WHAT: The usual--animation, conversation, juggling foxes, mayhem,
noise, rutabaga sacrifice, synchronized jumping...and hopefully
nobody's windows get shot out.
WHO: Any sapient being posessed of sufficient intelligence to be
able to use a language to communicate the idea that he, she, or
it is there voluntarily. The coercion committee will be
rounding up the guests of honor this time around.
Need further information? Drop a message. This furry party will probably
start at about 5 PM Saturday and end at 6 PM Sunday, or until the
police arrive, whichever shall be earlier. Mountain Dew cheerfully
provided.
May the Aardvark of Happiness lick your toes.
(c) 1990 Anarchy Now, Inc. An Anarchy Now, Inc. production. No
warranties expressed or implied.
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