From: "Unsaved White Trash" 


"Father Haskell"  wrote in message
news:1174855330.246711.214920{at}b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes  wrote:
>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
>> when they said...
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St. Jackanapes
 wrote:
>> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was
>> > > questioned
>> > > when they said...
>>
>> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am, St. Jackanapes

>> > > > wrote:
>> > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of
Father Haskell was
>> > > > > questioned
>> > > > > when they said...
>>
>> > > > > > On Mar 6, 7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes
>> > > > > > 
>> > > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
>> > > > > > > questioned
>> > > > > > > when they said...
>>
>> > > > > > > > On Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes
>> > > > > > > > 
>> > > > > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
the sobriety of Father Haskell
>> > > > > > > > > was questioned
>> > > > > > > > > when they said...
>>
>> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 4, 11:19 pm,
St. Jackanapes
>> > > > > > > > > >

>> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e was
>> > > > > > > > > > > questioned when they
>> > > > > > > > > > > said...
>>
>> > > > > > > > > > > > "St.
Jackanapes" 
>> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote in
messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>>
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > Father
Haskell vomited up the following vile
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > mess...
>>
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
Map searches on all map servers return a street
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
intersection when
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.  There's an
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
office building of
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
some sort, with an empty parking lot, but that
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
comes up as 5710
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Mableton.
>>
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
been offline for a bit, so I'm not sure who
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
referring to.
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > But to
guess, are you referring to Dr. Chung's
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > imaginary office
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > building?
>>
>> > > > > > > > > > > > NOPE ! ! !
jackanapes of da pit. He's referring to
>> > > > > > > > > > > > ur new home
>> > > > > > > > > > > > location,
just dig about 4000 miles deep, in hell.
>> > > > > > > > > > > > :-:
>> > > > > > > > > > > > We'll be updating
>> > > > > > > > > > > >
http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
>>
>> > > > > > > > > > > What am I to do
with this homosexual stalker, Father?
>> > > > > > > > > > > Every time I get
>> > > > > > > > > > > back home from
one of my stressful international
>> > > > > > > > > > > business conferences
>> > > > > > > > > > > sit down at my
PC to relax and post in AFJC, here's
>> > > > > > > > > > > this gay guy
>> > > > > > > > > > > harassing me for
sick cult sex! He sends me sexually
>> > > > > > > > > > > propositional
>> > > > > > > > > > > emails from his
alter-ego "Alice" - and signs me up
>> > > > > > > > > > > for perverted
>> > > > > > > > > > > newsletters.
Then, as you notice in his reply just
>> > > > > > > > > > > above, he's going to
>> > > > > > > > > > > go to my forum
and post things from "Alice" - he's
>> > > > > > > > > > > got a really sick
>> > > > > > > > > > > homo obsession
with me - an online stalker that I'm
>> > > > > > > > > > > afraid - terrified
>> > > > > > > > > > > actually - will
turn into real world stalking and
>> > > > > > > > > > > endanger my loving
>> > > > > > > > > > > family and maybe
even my job in the publishing
>> > > > > > > > > > > industry. What do I do,
>> > > > > > > > > > > Father? What is
a heterosexual Catholic boy (lapsed)
>> > > > > > > > > > > do to protect
>> > > > > > > > > > > himself and
family from this electronic terrorism?
>>
>> > > > > > > > > > Have you discussed
this person with the kind Reverend
>> > > > > > > > > > Phred Felps, perhaps
arranging a public meeting between
>> > > > > > > > > > the two?
>>
>> > > > > > > > >  But
of course... Mine eyes were open but
>> > > > > > > > > I could not
>> > > > > > > > > see! Yes! They're a
proverbial match made in Heaven, by
>> > > > > > > > > God! I'll fix
>> > > > > > > > > the two of them up as a
blind date, speaking of
>> > > > > > > > > debilitated eyes, and
>> > > > > > > > > once Rev. Phred figures
out what his date is, Loiodice
>> > > > > > > > > will be off my
>> > > > > > > > > back permanently - uh, I
mean that figuratively, of
>> > > > > > > > > course!
>>
>> > > > > > > > Get 'em both roaring drunk. 
Dress Loidice in a "Little Bo
>> > > > > > > > Peep"
>> > > > > > > > costume, complete with sheep. 
Felps might never figure it
>> > > > > > > > out.
>>
>> > > > > > > The only problem with that is that
Phelps might spend all of
>> > > > > > > his time
>> > > > > > > trying to fuck the sheep, and never
get around to cornholing
>> > > > > > > Little Bo
>> > > > > > > Loiodice.
>>
>> > > > > > That always happens when you mix liquor,
Viagra, and Phred
>> > > > > > Felps.
>>
>> > > > > Oh well, even if it doesn't work out, it will
still look good on
>> > > > > YouTube.
>>
>> > > > You don't say?
>>
>> > > > Someone forge a video, just for the fun of it.
>>
>> > > Can you fuck with videos like you can fuck with photos using
>> > > Photoshop?
>> > > Is there something like Videoshop out there? My entry
into the video
>> > > world came to a screeching halt about a year ago when my
JVC GR-DVM75
>> > > (http://tinyurl.com/35m84e) refused to take the digital
tape into its
>> > > belly. And of course I don't have the cash to get it fixed.
>>
>> > A shaky, out-of-focus camera worked fine for Faces of Death.
>>
>> It sure as hell did. That crappy video with faked cannibal scenes made
>> fucking millions. If I'd had the video cam back then I could have made
>> much better stuff and outsold those guys. A lot of it was just
>> laughable, but people ate it up!
>
> A lot of National Geographic "Africa documentaries" were shot
> on the back lots of Hollywood, with the actresses paid extra to
> go topless.
>
they got paid more when their boobies were hanging closest to their navels.

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