Hi Laurie!
On 11-12-96 at 02:08:24PM, Laurie Campbell of 1:153/951 wrote to August 
Abolins:
 LC> The most innovative and amusing (and likely very successful) "stop
 LC> faxing me" message I have ever seen was a reply fax that read "Please
 LC> note that whilst we are prepared to accept unsolicited faxes we
 LC> charge $15.00 handling fee to defer the costs associated with them. 
 LC> Please accept this fax as notice of our terms.  Should we recieve any..
Excellent.  Consider it borrowed!
..August
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