In our last episode, Stephen Turner and Mark Davy were battling 
 over Superman! . 
 ST> looking more like his head waiter or busboy. For some reason, they
 ST> have NEVER gotten Alfred right! He should be played by a David Niven
 ST> type, instead, he's almost always played by a bespectacled stringbean
 ST> with white hair! 
 Hmmmph, I feel that Michael Gough is the best casting of an actor
 to play Alfred Pennyworth of any actor and their respective character 
 in any of the four movies.  To me Gough IS Alfred.
... Alfred, bring me some antiseptic ointment, would you?
--- Blue Wave/DOS v2.20 [NR]
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