From: Randall Parker 

In article <9nd9js4sn64pjj7qrovc89ebeq8kvb8v8o{at}4ax.com>,
d_n_b{at}swbell.net says...
> Here's something I found on another list:
>
> When I burn a bull on the altar as a
> sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor
> for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my
> neighbors. They claim the odor is not
> pleasing to them. How should I deal with
> this?

And how to construct an altar? And does one have to burn it to a crisp? Or
can one just make it well done and then eat it? If the latter one might be
able to placate the neighbors with a big slice.

> I would like to sell my daughter into
> slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In
> this day and age, what do you think would be
> a fair price for her?

I think it would depend on what she looks like, how well she cooks and done
other things.

> I know that I am allowed no contact with a
> woman while she is in her period of menstrual
> uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem
> is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but
> most women take offense.

What, you mean you can't tell?

> Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from
> the nations that are around us. A friend of
> mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but
> not Canadians. Can you clarify?

LOL!

I had a Canadian girlfriend once and I couldn't tell the difference.

> I have a neighbor who insists on working on
> the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he
> should be put to death. Am I morally
> obligated to kill him myself?

My guess is that you could hire a hit man. Just make sure the job gets
done. But tell him not to do it on the Sabbath though.


> A friend of mine feels that even though
> eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev.
> 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than
> homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle

I'll be interested to hear the results of that one. Are all committers of
abomination supposed to be killed? This could be a solution to the
overpopulation problem. Luckily I find shellfish totally unappealing.

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