G'day Miles,

01-May-03 05:00:00, Miles Maxted wrote to Tony Frew
     Subject: Re: Boo


 TF>> Could Gollum and Frodo be secret JAFAs?

 TF>> Being as John Banks had no input into the "Lord of the
Rings" as
 TF>> I understand it why is he putting his oar in.

 MM> J.Banks (another LOTO in waiting) pushes Auckland's barrow on
 MM> every possible ocassion -  a shameless publicist for his
 MM> causes....

 TF>> He'd be better off putting the oar in to make the BOAT go
 TF>> faster!!!

 MM> Last time he tried that he got a ticket for speeding from our
 MM> ex-RN Harbourmaster !   On a jetski with passenger and no safety
 MM> gears .... what an example !

 TF>> Now what's JAFA????

 MM> Stands for "Just Another Fantastic Aucklander" - although living
 MM> across the sea from Auckland provides enough interference to have
 MM> faked, fudged or fouled up the furd word....

OK.... Point taken!! :-)

I'm VERY confused though. We have had a John Banks in Govt and
also works as a talkback host on Radio Pacific. He gets out of Govt
and is now the Mayor of Awkland.

We have Pam Corkery who was in talkback on Radio Pacific who gets
INTO Govt and then gets out again.

Are all these JAFAs as confused as I am?

I have nothing against Aucklanders per se and some I count as
friends.

Also we could solve the current power crisis by putting a big
umbrella over the biggest source of hot air there and converting
to energy the output from the Beehive.
Just why have we got 120 MPs in a Country of
only 4 Million people?

Kind regards,
Tony.








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