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| subject: | Re: USA Scientists Predict Sun Will Rise Tomorrow |
From: "Robert Comer"
You have a misapprehension of just what the "creationists" want.
("End days" isn't it, when it happens it happens, we have no
control over it.)
> Maybe that's why they like Bush so much. He seems the most capable of
> anyone to actually achieve the final Armageddon
Nah.
--
Bob Comer
"Rich Gauszka" wrote in message
news:43a884c3$1{at}w3.nls.net...
> Nah the Creationists usually use their time to predict the 'End Days'
>
> Maybe that's why they like Bush so much. He seems the most capable of
> anyone to actually achieve the final Armageddon
>
>
> "Adam" <""4thwormcastfromthemolehill\"{at}the
field.near the bridge"> wrote
> in message news:43a8679e$1{at}w3.nls.net...
>> USA Creationists Predict Helios Will Rise Again.
>>
>> Adam
>>
>> Gary Britt wrote:
>>> USA Scientists Predict Sun Will Rise Tomorrow. How will this news
>>> impact
>>> Phil, Adam, and the Left???
>>>
>>>
>>> 1. Democraps immediately complained this was Bush's fault and would
>>> cause
>>> greater global warming. TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 2. Phil and Adam both complained that this will make it more likely
>>> Shia in
>>> Iraq will pray during the daylight hours. Complaining, TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 3. Phil and Adam both complain that this tragedy was the fault of
>>> Greedy
>>> Americans and Bush's failure to sign the Kyoto treaty. TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 4. Phil and Adam predict disaster in Iraq because sunlight will allow
>>> the
>>> placement of IED's TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 5. Phil, Adam, and several other chicken littles here predict Bush will
>>> use
>>> the day light furnished by the Sun to connect more surveillance wires
>>> and
>>> other devices. TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 6. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi give combined news conference so they
>>> could
>>> go on record as saying they do not approve of this whole Sun rising
>>> thing,
>>> and call for a congressional investigation into how Bush's lies about
>>> Iraq
>>> are tied to this finding by the USA scientists. TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 7. Algore gives speech saying the theory of global warming predicted
>>> this
>>> event first. TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 8. The ACLU decried the prediction as an excessive entanglement of the
>>> religion of sun worshippers with government funded science projects.
>>> TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 9. The NY Slimes publishes new front page scoop based entirely on
>>> unnamed
>>> sources (because to get named sources would mean having to actually
>>> leave
>>> the office or pick up the telephone) showing a clear connection between
>>> the
>>> weight of troops in Iraq throwing the balance of the earth off by
>>> .000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mg and causing the sun to rise
>>> .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
>>> of
>>> an hour earlier, and as a result the polar ice caps will melt, the earth
>>> will flood, and TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> 10. Any readers still left who take any story from the NY Slimes will
>>> commit
>>> suicide so they aren't forced to endure the horror of the world flooding
>>> because of Bush. NY Slimes evening edition calls for Bush's impeachment
>>> for
>>> causing all these senseless liberal suicides. TDNBWFI
>>>
>>> Gary
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Phil Payne"
wrote in message
>>> news:43a83c60{at}w3.nls.net...
>>>
>>>>>"Gary Britt"
wrote in message
>>>>
>>>>news:43a1df0a$1{at}w3.nls.net...
>>>>Every Purple Finger Is Bullet In The Chest Of Terrorism.
(Every Purple
>>>>Finger Is Bullet In The Chest Of Terrorism (And Kerry,
Reid, Dean, and
>>>>Hillary)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>That's the word from Iraq today. Pictures of the
overwhelming turnout,
>>>>
>>>>dancing in the streets, huge Sunni participation, lots of people
>>>>thanking
>>>>and praising the Americans and President Bush.
>>>>
>>>>Yup. Real good.
>>>>
>>>>Allawi - 14%. Chalabi - not measurable. So much for the
USA's secular
>>>>stooges.
>>>>
>>>>Sectarians - 78%.
>>>>
>>>>Looks like another Iran in the making.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>
>
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