From: "Jal Kae" 
Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling
Organization: CyberGate, Inc.
Original Date: 13 Mar 1997 22:35:22 -0500
IROOT:NOT - The First Update  (March 12, 1997)
Maybe you've seen the movie "Alien" or another one of that genre: An alien
seed develops inside its human host - gross! When its time to be born, the
monster rips open the host's chest and leaps out. The host dies. 
Imagine a positive version of that story. Imagine a benevolent Force
incubating inside a host. When that Force is "born," it doesn't kill the
host. Instead, it miraculously transforms the oblivious human. The Force
is like a living kaleidoscope of energy, vaporizing veils, hurling the
host into undreamed of places of consciousness. This has been my
experience with the birth of IROOT:NOT. 
I published the "IROOT:NOTics Pre-Ramble" back in January of this year and
received a variety of comments. Many called it a joke. Others thought it
was a parody. A few said that I plagiarized it, one said I was "mocking
theists," and another said that I was intoxicated. A few thought there was
something to it, and fewer still said I was insane. Call me naive, but
besides the "something to it" remark, the other responses surprised me. 
At first, I was clueless about the nature of The Force. It was, however,
obviously productive. A lengthy list of unique "Products" flooded from my
mind onto the computer screen. (No animal testing.) Non-accredited Courses
were, without warning, offered to an unsuspecting public. I fearlessly
published it all, having full faith (sort of) that The Force - whatever it
was - knew what it was doing. I wondered, "What is 'Instant Karma Rinse'
and 'Fear Removal Powder'? How am I going to deliver these none-of-a-kind
goods?" The Force was tightlipped.
In about a month, IROOT:NOTians appeared on three continents and began
anchoring The Force. Orders began dribbling in.
I suddenly knew that "Instant Karma Rinse" was water that the Force has
energetically charged. "Fear Removal Power" was the powdered form of a
mineral *known for its fear clearing properties*! Wow! I had them all
along! The concept of these Products existed in pre-form, waiting
anxiously for IROOT:NOTians to call them into being. (Please allow 4-6
weeks for delivery.)
IROOT:NOTian "Courses" developed effortlessly. For instance, the
"Professor of IROOT:NOTics" ("IROOT:NOTics 101)" explains the many axioms,
principles, and definitions of this new movement of consciousness. The
"Doctor of IROOT:NOTics" carries the esoteric messages of the movement. 
Like a real-life anti-virus program, it disassembles alien viruses. In
addition, it restores corrupted transbrain thought clusters to their
pristine form. These clusters are then quietly updated in the background -
while you sleep!
The Titles that we offer reveal much about the people who order them. Our
ever-popular "Mystic Scientist" implies a fragrant blend of mysticism and
rational thinking. "The Unsavior" involves self-responsibility and
surrender. Unlike most titles, though, you can't invest much ego in these.
I don't go around saying, "Hi, I'm Evin, The Unsavior. Whuz happnin?" I
only bear this Title when The Force uses me. 
Although a Title reflects mostly internal realities, they do affect our
"real world"  experience, as well.  Yet, who these Titles say we are, is
only a small (but luminous) facet of our wholeness.
I've been analyzing the energetic effects of this energy vector (The
Force). It sears paradoxes as nonchalantly as a chef sears shrimp. Its
energy parallels that of the Hindu god, Kali. Sure, it will rip your
pictures of reality to shreds, but it will slice them gracefully,
mercifully. (We are dealing with refined alchemy.) You can almost hear it
whisper, "Kamaishana."
Sometimes, IROOT:NOTian energy is difficult to handle. That's because it
handles YOU, and not the other way around. ("But I like to be in control!"
"Buy a dog!") You can, however, understand its quasi-esoteric nature by
using a metaphysical version of the Uncertainty Principle.
Just when you think that you've finally figured it out, The Force pulls
the floor out from under you. You're in free fall - VOID DIVING again. 
(You're really falling upward.) You say, "Hmmm. . . " or "Ahhhh!!!" Now
you have to find a new balance. 
In a short time, though, you align yourself with The Force, creating
cosmic ripples. These ripples transform into a polished, hardwood floor of
reality that supports you psychologically. You don't have to sacrifice
your integrity and become a True Believer in so me half-baked group ideal!
(IROOT:NOT is toasted to a golden perfection. . . .) 
I realized that IROOT:NOTics contains an innate anti-True Believer
mechanism. How can anyone be a True Believer in something as . . . as... 
well, tongue-in-cheekish as this? (A couple of Products are a part of this
mechanism.)
IROOT:NOT has a life independent of it's co-creator (me). Like an angel
with rainbow wings, it sprays cosmic graffiti inside my rapidly emptying
head. Is the angel gracing me with cosmic secrets, or is it coaxing me to
waddle so far into the Mystery that I'll never find my way out?!?
Regarding the Mystery, some IROOT:NOTians believe that WE'RE ALREADY IN
OVER OUR HEADS. Being lost in it is natural. Humans see everything upside
down anyway. 
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For more information about IROOT:NOT, send e-mail to: starbldr@gate.net.
Say "mo' info" and I'll send you the "IROOT:NOT Pre-Ramble." 
-- 
As Light, we are one.              "We do our best, Spirit does the rest."
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