From: "Father Haskell" 

On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes  wrote:
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell was questioned
> when they said...
>
>
>
> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St. Jackanapes  wrote:
> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell
was questioned
> > > when they said...
>
> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am, St. Jackanapes
 wrote:
> > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
Haskell was
questioned
> > > > > when they said...
>
> > > > > > On Mar 6, 7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes

> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety
of Father Haskell was
questioned
> > > > > > > when they said...
>
> > > > > > > > On Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes

> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
questioned
> > > > > > > > > when they said...
>
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 4, 11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes

> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e was
questioned when they
> > > > > > > > > > > said...
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > "St.
Jackanapes"  wrote
in messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Father
Haskell vomited up the following vile mess...
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Map
searches on all map servers return a street
intersection when
> > > > > > > > > > > > >>
queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.  There's an
office building of
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> some
sort, with an empty parking lot, but that comes
up as 5710
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Mableton.
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been
offline for a bit, so I'm not sure who
you're referring to.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But to
guess, are you referring to Dr. Chung's
imaginary office
> > > > > > > > > > > > > building?
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > NOPE ! ! !
jackanapes of da pit. He's referring to ur
new home
> > > > > > > > > > > > location, just
dig about 4000 miles deep, in hell.
:-:
> > > > > > > > > > > > We'll be
updating  http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
>
> > > > > > > > > > > What am I to do with
this homosexual stalker, Father?
Every time I get
> > > > > > > > > > > back home from one
of my stressful international business
conferences
> > > > > > > > > > > sit down at my PC to
relax and post in AFJC, here's this
gay guy
> > > > > > > > > > > harassing me for
sick cult sex! He sends me sexually
propositional
> > > > > > > > > > > emails from his
alter-ego "Alice" - and signs me up for
perverted
> > > > > > > > > > > newsletters. Then,
as you notice in his reply just above,
he's going to
> > > > > > > > > > > go to my forum and
post things from "Alice" - he's got a
really sick
> > > > > > > > > > > homo obsession with
me - an online stalker that I'm
afraid - terrified
> > > > > > > > > > > actually - will turn
into real world stalking and
endanger my loving
> > > > > > > > > > > family and maybe
even my job in the publishing industry.
What do I do,
> > > > > > > > > > > Father? What is a
heterosexual Catholic boy (lapsed) do
to protect
> > > > > > > > > > > himself and family
from this electronic terrorism?
>
> > > > > > > > > > Have you discussed this
person with the kind Reverend
> > > > > > > > > > Phred Felps, perhaps
arranging a public meeting between
> > > > > > > > > > the two?
>
> > > > > > > > >  But of
course... Mine eyes were open but I
could not
> > > > > > > > > see! Yes! They're a proverbial
match made in Heaven, by God!
I'll fix
> > > > > > > > > the two of them up as a blind
date, speaking of debilitated
eyes, and
> > > > > > > > > once Rev. Phred figures out
what his date is, Loiodice will
be off my
> > > > > > > > > back permanently - uh, I mean
that figuratively, of course!
>
> > > > > > > > Get 'em both roaring drunk.  Dress
Loidice in a "Little Bo
Peep"
> > > > > > > > costume, complete with sheep. 
Felps might never figure it
> > > > > > > > out.
>
> > > > > > > The only problem with that is that
Phelps might spend all of his
time
> > > > > > > trying to fuck the sheep, and never get
around to cornholing
Little Bo
> > > > > > > Loiodice.
>
> > > > > > That always happens when you mix liquor,
Viagra, and Phred Felps.
>
> > > > > Oh well, even if it doesn't work out, it will
still look good on
> > > > > YouTube.
>
> > > > You don't say?
>
> > > > Someone forge a video, just for the fun of it.
>
> > > Can you fuck with videos like you can fuck with photos using
Photoshop?
> > > Is there something like Videoshop out there? My entry into the video
> > > world came to a screeching halt about a year ago when my JVC GR-DVM75
> > > (http://tinyurl.com/35m84e) refused to take the digital tape into its
> > > belly. And of course I don't have the cash to get it fixed.
>
> > A shaky, out-of-focus camera worked fine for Faces of Death.
>
> It sure as hell did. That crappy video with faked cannibal scenes made
> fucking millions. If I'd had the video cam back then I could have made
> much better stuff and outsold those guys. A lot of it was just
> laughable, but people ate it up!

A lot of National Geographic "Africa documentaries" were shot on
the back lots of Hollywood, with the actresses paid extra to go topless.

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