Date: 04 Feb 97 21:10:08 GMT



On , bryan.porter@nashville.com (Bryan Porter) wrote;

 BP>You Might Be A TruFan If ...

 BP>If you've ever given advice on how to be a better Klingon.

Well no... but I did once lecture a roomfull of orcs on tactics in the 
middle of a live RPG I wasn't playing in at the time...

 BP>If you've ever seriously considered being on con com.

Heck, I *am* on a ConCom (Den Mother - ConFurence) and loosely associated 
with another.

 BP>If you've ever seriously considered being a conchair ... you
 BP>need help.

THAT crazy I'm not. :->

 BP>If you've ever shared a 4-person hotel room with 7 or more
 BP>people.

Glad I don't have to do that anymore: I don't think I could sleep in the 
bathtub again.

 BP>If you can expound at length on the pros and cons of
 BP>hectograph vs. mimeograph.

Actually these days it should probably be "You can define hectograph and 
mimeograph."  Come to think of it, I can...

 BP>If you laughed at more than 3 of these.  Holster that
 BP>disrupter.

Can't - while I do have both a disrupter and a holster they never did fit 
too well together...

 BP>(c) 1996 Bryan Porter and James Fulkerson.  Feel free to
 BP>forward, post, or otherwise share this with anyone you feel
 BP>like inflicting it upon. Just please remember to keep our
 BP>names attached.  We want all the blame, er, fame.

obfilk sorta...

You know you're a filker if you know what the tune is...

"You can tell by these simple rules, if you are an SF fan.
You can tell by these simple rules, if you are an SF fan.
Just ask if these all apply to you.
And if you're assured that quite a number do
You will know by these simple rules, that you are an SF fan!" 

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