From: "Phil Payne" 

> Adam and Phil:
>
> Do you like faggots?

I was just explaining this exchange to my landlord's lad.  I said the
faggots were one of our regional delicacies, on the shelf betweem the black
pudding and the tripe.

With all seriousness (he's 11) he said: "No - they're to the left. 
Then the black pudding, then the tripe, then the haslet."

I'd forgotten haslet.  I should never have started the conversation.

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