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echo: dads
to: Maurice Kinal
from: Sharon Coyne
date: 2005-08-14 14:09:42
subject: Guinness

SC>> I talked to my son because I knew what his father probably told
 SC>> him.

 MK> A good plan.  My mother never warned me about women but my father sort
 MK> of did.  He was subtle about it all.  In my younger days I was under
 MK> the impression that most, if not all, women were caring, loving,
 MK> mothering kind of creatures.  Was I ever wrong eh?  ;-)

Who said I warned him about women? I warned him if I ever heard of him
mistreating and disrespecting a woman he would have to answer to ME!! Hey, I'm
a loving, caring kind of creature, but I already have 3 kids to mother. When I
was married, I always told people I had 4 kids and one was 3 years older than I
was. hehehe Now I'm kid free!!


 SC>> Babies aren't the only mistakes though. Gotta think of those
 SC>> nasty diseases going around, especially the deadly one.

 MK> Yeah.  I managed to escape all those but it could have happened.  Now?
 MK> Not likely given my born again virgin status.  I am not avoiding women
 MK> but I haven't met any recently that will put up with me, deseased or
 MK> not.  I am a tad too rough around the edges and most of the women who
 MK> like me tend to be quite a bit older then me.  I am not sure why that
 MK> is.  I am guessing that the older single women (65+) like to mother me
 MK> and appreciate the things I can do for them (nonsexual).  They also
 MK> find my slant on life quite funny whereas women my age tend to take
 MK> things far too 'serious' or perhaps they don't see anything here they
 MK> want.  Doesn't bother me anymore but it used to.

Same here on all of your comments. It does seem there are more women going
after younger guys and not just the over 65 ones. Of course, men have been
doing that from the beginning of time. Those women your age don't like your
sense of humor???? That is sad for them.


 SC>> Yep, even if they don't get "IT", they sometimes say they do.

 MK> Sometimes.  Mostly younger men though.

I'm sure. It is a *status* thing with young guys. From what I hear the girls
are getting just as bad though, thinking that they aren't *IN* if they don't
have sex. If they only realized the seriousness of their actions.


 MK>>> Yeah.  A cold shower still works so a viable backup exists.

 SC>> hehehe Took a few of them, did you?

 MK> Errrrrr ... still probably should.  I don't need Viagra ...
 MK> unfortunetly.  Sigh.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...I've been taking cold showers but it is because of the heat and
humidity here. (whewwww changed that subject quick) hehehe

Sharon

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