-=> Quoting William Elliot to Clarence Hogan <=-
 >>> Clarence Hogan on Board Feet 
 
 WE> I'm reminded of a legend about Cupid wherein close enuf is almost good
 WE> enuf. Once upon a time, Pan wanted to know why Cupid didn't have a
 WE> tail.  Cupid explained.  Coming upon them lavish over budget pearly
 WE> gates, he shot Peter the Gatekeeper with an arrow.  Peter, of course,
 WE> immediately fell in love with Cupid and eager to indulge with cute
 WE> cherubic Cupid led him thru them extravagant gates.  Now the Archangel
 WE> Gabriel saw what was about to transpire and rushed to slam them gates
 WE> shut.  Slam bang!  Ouch!  Them gates caught Cupid by the tail,
 WE> severing it off.  This he explained to Pan, was how he lost his tail
 WE> when he went to heaven where a mean archangel prevented him from
 WE> having a gay time by giving him a sore butt. 
 CH> HeeHee...P U N N E E E E E !  :)
 WE> Oh, you missed it.  This wasn't a cute Cupoid tale, but an opportunity
 WE> to Pan you. -) 
 OH!  OK white boy!  :()
 CH> I decided to wait and see ifin you wuz smart enough to come up
 CH> with that alternative and I did truly think of it when I was
 
 WE> Hm, must have missed your alternative adulterated alliteration.
 
 Nope, you didn't miss it, cuz I left it out on purpose!  :)
 CH> And I am sure that you have seen the neat things that
 CH> we have made out of nuts and bolts and other metal objects, right?
 
 WE> Indeed, metal sculptures are my favorite.  Good ones have several
 WE> pleasing tones all within arm and leg reach.  Doesn't make any
 WE> difference what they look like, just the tune I can play. 
 What tunes do you play?
Just another humble servant of The Kingdom.......clarence.......
... Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
--- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30
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