I love that one. It pays to be nice sometimes. :-)


 DC> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
 DC> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
 DC> down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.

 DC> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
 DC> towards the man.

 DC> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
 DC> back.

 DC> "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
 DC> place.

 DC> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

 DC> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
 DC> theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
 DC> deepest dreams and heshares his. She listens.

 DC> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
 DC> her placefor a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.

 DC> They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

 DC> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

 DC> The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

 DC> "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to
 DC> every guy you meet?"

 DC> "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye.



 DC> --- OMX/Blue Wave/DOS v2.30


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