Joe,

 JM>   WV had blue laws until around the '50s or '60s.

  They still have them in Arkansas...you can't buy alcoholic beverages
(beer, wine, liquor) on Sunday.

 JM>   At one time liquor and beer laws prohibited selling on Sunday.  I
 JM> always thought why not just buy it ahead of time?  Or are you planning
 JM> on drinking all those bottles and need more?

  99 bottles of beer on the wall...right next to the bathroom (as it is a
diuretic).

 JM>   I knew knew where the houses of ill-repute where.

  Does that make you a knew-dissed by avoiding them? 

 JM>   I also knew many of the hookers, who for the most part were as ugly
 JM> as a mud fence.  I always thought their johns must been awfully hard up
 JM> to go with one of them.

  Some square dance moves, mainly at the higher levels, are where the
dancers hook arms, and they're known as the hookers. 

 JM>   I do remember one beautiful woman, like a model, whom I discovered
 JM> after a few rides was a call girl, at $100 an hour (over $385 today).
 JM> She was a secretary by day.  Looking at her one would have never
 JM> suspected.

  Maybe she was akin to Jessica Rabbit playing patty-cake with Marvin Acme
in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" (I loved Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom in
that movie). And, all the animation was done by hand.

 JM>    One had a some kid in his 20s trying to figure out how to shift a
 JM> standard column.

  One thug in central Arkansas carjacked this driver...but he only made it 
1/4 mile when he couldn't figure out how to use the stick-shift, so he
abandoned it. After the original owner called the police with a description
of the thug, and the police dusted the car for fingerprints, they let the
original owner get back in, and drive off.

Daryl

... Of course I'm on topic!! What conference is this??!!
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