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echo: wperfect
to: JEREMY DENNIS
from: BILL WHITE
date: 1996-08-14 14:28:00
subject: Disappearing directory

JD>  FS> vanishes.  Does anyone know of anything that might involve any WP
JD>  FS> product in the disappearances?
JD> Alien abduction is the only thing I can think of. :-)
     Sounds reasonable to me!
JD> ... Criminal lawyer.....isn't that redundant?
     Well, with Anne off, I can tell this off-topic
joke.  I heard this 60 years ago, before lawyer bashing
was popular (well, lawyer bashing has always been
popular - ever read Gulliver's Travels!)
     Anyway, there was a lawyer named Strange.  In his
will he specified that his tomb stone was to read "Here
Lies an Honest Lawyer."  Then everyone would read it
and say, "My, isn't that Strange?"
     So one day an Englishman visits the cemetery.  He
sees the marker with "Here Lies an Honest Lawyer" and
he says, "My, isn't that peculiar?"
  FIDO: Bill White @ 1:135/110 (Miami)
 InterNet: bill.white@110.sunshine.com
 * SLMR 2.1a * A yard without a tree isn't fit for a dog!
--- Maximus 2.01wb
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* Origin: Miami Amateur Computer Club BBS/USR Courier V.E (1:135/110)

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