I got conbfused as thgese aren't necessarily in the traditional  order/numbering.

> Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas
> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self expression

This seems a dangerous line to post!
> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk products from
> enslaved Bovine Americans

for shame!

> (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
> paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens, Turtle Doves and
> partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further
> Animal
> American enslavement, the rema

birds; I heard the original recipient of these gifts was quite miffed at all  the bird crap in his flat!

& let us recall that Mr. Audobon had killed every bird you sasw in his original
book that spawned a bird-lovers' movement. (they were hard to draw or  photograph when moving, twitchinmg, prone to fly off at any moment)

> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

Easy: record 5 minutes, put it on loop for 4 hours -- who's going to know tyhe  difference, except a whale?  whales are historically mnot known for buying  music CDs, so we can discount their opinions.

> THREE deconstructionist poets
> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
> and...
> ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old growth pear tree.
> Joe

Is he the one who randomly nailed those 9-inch spikes into the trunk?

Did you write this one, above? Clever.

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