Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas


On the 12th day of the Euro centrically imposed midwinter festival, my
Significant Other in a consenting adult relationship gave to me: TWELVE males
reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18 member pit orchestra made up of members
in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union
contract, even though they will not be asked to play a note)

TEN melanin deprived testosterone poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling
class system leaping

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self expression

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk products from
enslaved Bovine Americans

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands

SIX enslaved Fowl Americans producing pre-packaged non human animal
products

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
incarceration,
(NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red
paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens, Turtle Doves and
partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal
American enslavement, the rema

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

THREE deconstructionist poets

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

and...

ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old growth pear tree.

Joe
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