>   In much of the art world then and now, many paintings, statues, and
 > now videos, are done with what they consider "artistic nudity". I set
 > up a bulletin on the BBS, with the differences between nudity and
 > pornography (the sex act outside of the marriage relationship between
 > a man and a woman). It also dealt with things like breast feeding,
 > personal hygiene, and other topics. Years ago, people would talk about
 > their bowel and bladder habits, and not say a word about sex. Now, it's
 > the other way around.

Pornography, literally, meant advertisememnts for prostitution, in olde Rome.

pornis-graphos

 >   I'm not a meteorologist, but an amateur weather enthusiast. However, I
 > know enough to be dangerous...and I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express
 > last night. 

I've nefver been in one -- I'm guessing they're lkle tyhe regular Holiday Inn,
but without perks or extras.  Your complimentary breakfast is a half price
McMuffin coupon for the McDonalds across the street.

 >   They probably thought that of the one on May 3, 1999 that was measured
 > with 318 mph winds in the Oklahoma City area, with the Doppler On Wheels.
 > I saw a tagline that noted "Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F-6".

F-5 is the upper limit of the Fuji scale, I'm guessing?

 >   You know you've been a storm chaser too much, when you look for cows
 > with tornadoes (you've also watched Twister too much).

One of our secretaries, Ms. Helen Hunt, has found a purse; if you've lost a
purse, you can go to Helen Hunt for it.

 > ... If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??

Somewhere cheaper?
Somewhere with widely different climate just for a change? (Raincouver,BC,
e.g.)

I've visited, accidentally, a touristy trap in SoCal in '85 -- I've done enough
of that now, so HI not high on my list of places to visit.

If I did, I'd rent a 6-bedroom house for a couple months & sublet rooms to
other vacationers by the week at a rate that'll make me some decent income & a
free vacation for me. (it'll be cheaper by the week than a Waikiki hotel is for
the night, probably)

Vacation smarter, not harder. . .

I accidentally burned my Hawaiian pizza.
Should have used aloha temperature.

Q: What does a Hawaiian comedian put on a sunburn?
A: Aloe-Ha!

Q: What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
A: A Hula-Dunit

Would a baritone laugh be a low ha?

Q: What do you call the first Hawaiian in space?
A: A Coconaut

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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