Daryl wrote --

> noted "STOP!! SECURITY CHECK". I can deal with that, as you have to keep  the riff-raff out of the hotels.

  Other than the riff-raff guests?
  I often tell people the reason my building has a security door is to keep
out the riff-raff "Other than the riff-raff that live there".  :)

> hit the horn...nothing. The driver got off the bus, the guard came out
> of his car, and after a few words, the guard punched the driver in the
> face. 

  The only time I am allowed to touch someone is if I am physically
threatened, and they throw the first blow, which has never happened. 

>   The church where I was going to was not happy that I was not going
> to be able to take part in their Easter Cantata

  I have at times been asked to not sing in a choir.  :)
  Joe
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