>   Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it helps mask the noise. :P

Tagline fodder:
Silence is golden; duct tape is silver

 >   Sex is before seven....tennis before eleven -- (makes a nice tagline) .

The Bond actors were at a country club, signing up for the listed times for
lessons with the pro.

Roger Moore gladly takes the early 8am time slot; Pierce Brosnan takes noon;
Sean Connery says, "I should be free sometime after 9:30, but I need to leave
in time to be at my next appointment at 11, so ten-ish anyone?"

 >   Before my wife died, and we went to get our flu shots, we had to fill out
 > paperwork at the local Walgreens. When it got to the question about being
 > pregnant, I said to my wife "I wonder if I should mark that??". She growled
 > "Don't even think about it". 

Aww, but why? People poike my belly and ask if I'm pregnant; I say, "Yeah, with
a baby elephant, weant to see the trunk?"

One wag had his doctor pike his belly and snidely ask, "Beer?"

"I don't know," said our no-guff-taking her, "There's a tap underneath, why
don't you try a glassful?'

 >   If you can get the worm and fish on and off the hook in record time, that
 > makes you a master baiter. 

If you join a particular high school club & get top marks in tournamemts, uyou
might be a master debater. . .


You're a fan of Abie, too?

Q: Why couldn't Abraham Lincoln be arrested?
A: He's in a cent

I just found out that “Lincoln” made about $300 million in movie theatres.
Which is weird. Lincoln hitorically hasn’t done too well in theatres.

Q: What did the Lincoln Memorial say when it got pepper in its nose?
A: STACHOO!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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