>   Facebook has changed their name to Meta -- rumor has it Twitter will
 > change its name to Mucil. So, that means we'll all be on MetaMucil every
 > day. No  wonder social media is so crappy. 

This explains so much. . . 

 >   I carry an extra set in the car, in case the readers I have break.

Was listening to an old guy from the '40s doing comedy on the radio & he says,
"I was kissing my date, then she crossed her legs & broke my glasses!"

 >  GP> My employer now gives two weeks off to recover from the vaccine.
 >  GP> They call it Modernaty leave.

 >   Was it the breast of situations?? Or were you just milking for time off??

Always milk it for paid time off!

I miss getting such!

Q: Why is milk taller than you?
A: Because it's always pasteurize

Q: Do you know why it's called almond milk?
A: Because nobody would buy it if it was honestly named nut juice.

Q: What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
A: An udder failure

Q: What type of bees produce milk?
A: Boo bees.

Q: What do you get when you drink milk?
A: A moostache

Q: How do you milk sheep?
A: Release another iPhone.


Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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