>   I saw a meme where it looked like this guy was looking at this woman's
 > shapely butt, and his wife had a fit. Yet, what she didn't notice is that
 > in a nearby car, was a dog in the drivers seat, with his paws on the wheel.
 > The man's defense was "How often do you see a dog driving a car??". 

I have that somewhere on this machine. . .

 >  GP> If we're out walking & my wife sees a curvacious young lovely who is
 >  GP> pleasantly & shapely padded, she'll nudge me to direct my attention. I
 >  GP> do the same if a scvene comes on tv involving firemen dancing in only
 >  GP> underwear; both my wife & daughter will take a moment to appreciate the
 >  GP> act, & why not?

 >   If a member of the opposite sex kissed me or my wife, we'd razz the crap
 > out of each other...about one's new romantic boyfriend for her, or
 > girlfriend for me.  But, as the country song noted, "I've got all the
 > love a man
 > could want, waiting for me at home".

Same here; it's never been, but I can see it going exactly like that, because
we married at 40, so we werren't doe-eyed teenaghers naive asbout life &
expectations.  We knew real life & we still CHOSE each other, including
commitment.

 >   What a couple, married before God and their peers, wants to do in the
 > intimacy of their bedroom...however kinky it may be...is their business.
 > If they're amenable to that, more power to them.

Yup, the marriahe bed is holy means it is set apart from all others, & whatever
happens as part of it, is separate unto only the couple.

There are still states in your country that ban oral sex between husband &
wife!

 >   Tearfully, the couple confessed that it was true...and the doctor
 > growled "I thought so. That's the worst case of van-aerial disease
 > I've ever seen". 

That'd do it!

Masochist: whip me, beat me!
Sadist: No.

 >   While I'm busier than I was when I was married, some days, it gets
 > awfully lonely.

I'm married & I feel the same on occasion, but then I shrug & keep moving. . .

 >   I've got the duplicates deal turned on in the BBS echoes...so, I know
 > many of the posts get zapped.

Your software prevents dupes from downloading?

 >  GP> On the same principle,. i'd limit BBS_ADS echo to once a month, to
 >  GP> encourage more individual reading, replying, & having conversations.

 >   Some echoes do that.

Yup -- up to the owners/mods/operators. . .

 >   I want folks to logon because they want to...not because they have to.
 > And, to me, constantly posting the ad, is like shoving it down their throat.

& makes it look like those are the only BBS options available, in the echo.

 >   Every so often, you'll hear controversies of certain small towns that
 > have "speed traps".

There's good monedy in traffic tickets, if you can collect (here in BC, with a
governmnet auto insurance monopoly, they put a lien on you renerwing your
license plates if you owe for traffic fines, or even if you owe child support
anywhere.

 >   What about bottomless?? Does that mean they have no butt?? 

Go to a bar with bottomless waitressdes & judge for yourself. I suspect they
have additional bottom out for the beholding (badonkadonks, as the kids say)

 >   It's so easy to get a "lead foot".

Not if you understyand that you getting into a car & driving is your acceptance
of a contract made when you took your driving test.

 >   Exactly. But, I thought "speed limit" meant exactly that. I got a
 > warning once because I was doing the speed limit, but the flow of
 > traffic was much higher. To me, that makes as much sense as tits on
 > a boar hog.

One comic said he was in New Mexico on a long empty interstate & wanted to see
how fast his Porsche would go (it's "speed limit")

Cop pulled him over & said, "You're going over the speed limit."

Comic said, "Not yet, obviously, but I was trying."


 >   Now, you'll stir up all those against corporal punishment. :P

*looks left* *looks right*

I think we'll be alright.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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