August,

 AA> " Since the beginning of time, man has been intrigued by the
 AA> lines in his hand.  What do they mean? And how did they get
 AA> there? Actually, any intelligent twoyearold knows that the
 AA> lines are caused by folding the hand, and mean nothing. But
 AA> since most of our readers aren't two years old, or intelligent,
 AA>  we're printing this article. "

  That reminds me of the Looney Tunes cartoon, where Bugs Bunny
is disguised as a gypsy, and he asks Elmer Fudd if he'd like his
palm read. Well, it ended up being with "his palm (painted) RED". 

Daryl

... Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
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