" Since the beginning of time, man has been intrigued by the   
lines in his hand.  What do they mean? And how did they get   
there? Actually, any intelligent twoyearold knows that the  
lines are caused by folding the hand, and mean nothing. But   
since most of our readers aren't two years old, or intelligent,  
 we're printing this article. "

[1] https://susepaste.org/42699055

[2] https://susepaste.org/11773332

[3] https://susepaste.org/72210079
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