>   That's like country-western star Bobby Bear (the first country singer,
 > who would really be a swinger, and streak through the Opryland Park (that
 > was actually a song years ago)) noted when he was to get the physical
 > before getting inducted into the military. When the doctor said "Take off
 > all your clothes", he replied "You first". 

I tried that with the nurses in the hospital; Also, "I'm sorry, I'm just not
used 
to be naked in the same room as a woman with her being dressed."

 >   It sounded like Edgar Bergen and his dummy Charlie McCarthy were always
 > at odds with W.C. Fields...but it was all part of the routine. In one
 > routine, Charlie was just berating Fields, and Edgar admonished him that
 > "Charlie!! Mr. Fields is not a well man". Fields replies "That's right,
 > Edgar. I've been a fragile thing of beauty, ever since I was born". To
 > which, Charlie retorts, "Why, you weren't born!! You were squeezed out
 > of a bar rag!!". 

Wasn't Charlie made of wood?

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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