KJ> >What... it didn't have a Lifetime Warranty?
KJ> 
KJ> Hahahahaha!!!! What a great sense of humor you have! Warranty on a
KJ> computer part? ROFL! No, seriously, I don't even know what KIND of modem
KJ> it is, let alone where we bought it or how old it is!
Although they're cheap, practical peripherals modems have lifetime warrantys. 
I imagine it's void though if it dies as a result of birdie beaks.
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