August,

 DS> 1) A slice of bread (never mind an entire loaf)
 DS> 2) A glass of milk (never mind an entire container)
 DS> 3) A mug of beer (never mind a whole case)
 DS> 4) A sheet of toilet paper (never mind a roll or pack)

 AA> 1) 2) 3) I never buy. So, not a problem here.  But a whole bunch
 AA> of 4) would be nice.

  For me, I don't get #2 or #3...but get #1 for lunch meat sandwiches.
And, of course, #4 is a necessity...corncobs and catalogs don't work
real well. :P But, I place my "used item" in a small trashcan (and
wash my hands well afterwards), then seal it up when it gets full,
then put it out in the regular trash.

 AA> I'm a bit older than you. But I'm in no hurry to get jabbed.

  I've heard with the military, you were like in an assembly line.
Roll up the sleeves, and get jabbed in each shoulder.

 AA> I'll wait until all the sickly people get it first. The current
 AA> round of vaxx is ineffective against the variants which is more
 AA> prominent now anyway.  :/

  Years ago, there was a local radio DJ in Little Rock, named Brother
Hal Webber (who was known as Brother Hal). The guy who did it was
young by comparison, but it sounded like a folksy old-timer. He had
characters that he talked about in a small country town like Miss
Posie, and her not too bright son, Wallace, among many others. 

  He mentioned one time that "they had a hemorrhoid so large, that it got 
caught in the bicycle chain". :P That sounds like Christian comedian Mark
Lowery, who didn't know a hemorrhoid from a thyroid...but his neck was
hurting him. He said "My hemorrhoids are hurting badly" (while rubbing
his neck), and a friend said "Well, if it's that high up, no wonder!!" .

Daryl

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