Hello Daryl!

 DS> 1) P: What must we do to obtain forgiveness of sin??
 DS>    C: First, we have to sin.

That's pretty good. But it fails the knowledge test. Apparently  
we are all BORN into sin.  And.. no seemingly innocent child is  
devoid of sin very early in their life.

 DS> 2) P: Do you ask the blessing before you eat??
 DS>    C: We don't have to...our Mom is such a good cook!!

Ha... pretty good too. But isn't the conventional term "grace"?

 DS> 3) P: Does anyone know what a resurrection is??
 DS>    C: If you have one for more than 4 hours, you have call an ambulance!!

   

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