August,

 AA> That is so funny!  My version of that would "Hello.. WTF Radio.
 AA> You're on the air!.."

  Or impersonate Dr. Ruth Westinheimer..."Hello...you are on the air.
Does your tallywacker taste different lately??" .

 AA> I like the part about asking a trivia question.  The only caveat
 AA> would be if they actually play along and the conversation drags
 AA> on. I'd rather hear the caller hang up - fast.

  Or keep asking "Why?"...like the kid who is constantly curious.

  I knew a couple who were about to get "romantically involved", when
a telemarketer call came in. Not wanting to let a good session of
"whoopee" go to waste, they pulled out all the stops, with all these
orgiastic noises, etc. (it made it sound like a porn line). The
telemarketer was so embarrassed, that he hung up. 

Daryl

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