August,


 DS>  On this day...
 DS>     That "pink toothbrush"
 DS>     Is a curse
 DS>     But that pink razor's
 DS>     A darn sight worse
 DS>     Use
 DS>     Burma-Shave

 AA> I find that today's quality disposable blades are pretty good
 AA> even without using shaving cream.  For that to work (without
 AA> pain or blood) I'm talking about a very short beard that may
 AA> only be 12 or 18 hours since the last shave.

  I hate shaving with a passion. What's worse is when certain areas
of the body are shaved before surgery (bacteria love to hide in
the hair), when it starts growing back, it itches like mad.

  I heard of a woman who had dyed her pubic hair green (ick!), and
had signs on her abdomen and groin, that noted "Keep Off The Grass".

  Well, she had to be rushed in for an emergency appendectomy, and
of course, they had to shave the pubic area. One of the nurses, with
a wicked sense of humor, noted on her chat "Sorry...had to mow the
lawn". 

Daryl

... Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
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