>>> Clarence Hogan on Board Feet 
 WE> I'm reminded of a legend about Cupid wherein close enuf is almost good
 WE> enuf. Once upon a time, Pan wanted to know why Cupid didn't have a
 WE> tail.  Cupid explained.  Coming upon them lavish over budget pearly
 WE> gates, he shot Peter the Gatekeeper with an arrow.  Peter, of course,
 WE> immediately fell in love with Cupid and eager to indulge with cute
 WE> cherubic Cupid led him thru them extravagant gates.  Now the Archangel
 WE> Gabriel saw what was about to transpire and rushed to slam them gates
 WE> shut.  Slam bang!  Ouch!  Them gates caught Cupid by the tail,
 WE> severing it off.  This he explained to Pan, was how he lost his tail
 WE> when he went to heaven where a mean archangel prevented him from
 WE> having a gay time by giving him a sore butt. 
 CH> HeeHee...P U N N E E E E E !  :)
Oh, you missed it.  This wasn't a cute Cupoid tale, but an opportunity to Pan 
you. -)
 
 CH> I decided to wait and see ifin you wuz smart enough to come up
 CH> with that alternative and I did truly think of it when I was
Hm, must have missed your alternative adulterated alliteration.
 CH> And I am sure that you have seen the neat thigs that
 CH> we have made out of nuts and bolts and other metal objects, right?
Indeed, metal sculptures are my favorite.  Good ones have several pleasing 
tones all within arm and leg reach.  Doesn't make any difference what they 
look like, just the tune I can play.
... Clinton won 'cause the republicans were on the Dole.
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