MM> Perhaps I might devise an automatic reply to those whose
 MM> machines email me more than 3 times with docos and virii...
 MM> freezing the mouse, keyboard and screen with the following
 MM> advise set on a tasty BSOD !!

 MM> ___=-----------------------
 MM>       W A R N I N G

 MM> This machine  will  explode
 MM> violently at HH:MM:SS today
 MM> unless  submerged in a bath
 MM> of warm water.

 MM> Good luck  with  the taps !

 MM> The time is now    HH:MM:SS
 MM> ___--------------=---------

ROFLMAOASTC!!!
And there's bound to be a few half-wits that will actually obey
the instruction.
Oooooh... if only I could see them. LOL!

My PC is now playing silly buggers. As soon as I open a second IE window,
I get an error message about "causing conflict with Kernel32" and I lose
all my IE windows and some applets. My ISP connection is still open, but
I have to re-enter the website I want. And at the same time, some .jpg's
don't show. This chaos works hand in hand with each other. 8-((

I've got rid of a heap of useless crap in my registry, but that didn't stop
the problem. But it sure sped up my PC.

Do you think de muvverboard is playing up or that Win98 is having a
hissy fit? ;-))

 - Master of the Art of Stirring
 - Boycott shampoo!  Demand REAL poo!

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