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to: George Pope
from: Bo Simonsen
date: 2003-09-30 20:56:44
subject: FUNNY (was: Hi from Phoenix, Arizona)

Hello George!

15 Sep 03 11:41, you wrote to me:

[Vancouver vs. Seatle]

 BS>> Is there 100 miles or something? Quite wierd that country borders
 BS>> can mean so mutch.. :/

 GP> Maybe 150 miles or so -- it's not the border, I think, but the
 GP> different political approaches to education quality!

Okay, that's understandable then it's two different countries.

 BS>  GP>> We've had some days in the 30's, too, this summer!

 BS>> Did you live in the 30's? 

 GP> Not even close!

Okay.. :-) There is people here in Fidonet there might have been borned in the 30's..

 GP> Maybe I'll make it to the NEXT "'30's"!

I seriusly hope so I do..

 GP> How about you? Did YOU live in the 30's?

No I'm borned in 1983, So I'm not very old 

 BS>  GP>> Of course, I believe YOU are farther north than I am! (I'm
 BS>  GP>> about
 BS>> the
 BS>  GP>> 48th parallel)
 BS>>
 BS>> I believe too.. I'm 55 degrees..

 GP> Wow!  I'm 37 degrees (or 98.6 in Fahrenheit!)

Well not temperature, but 37 degress parallel .. Maybe the same as 37th parallel?

 GP> How is it you can survive being 55 degrees in EITHER measurement? *g*

Well in Europe it's means 37 degrees 

 BS>  GP>> (and one in Danish ("danski"?) :)
 BS>>
 BS>> Dansk! :)

 GP> Sie sind wilkommen!

Vielen dank (That's german :))

 BS>  GP>> "The first eight guys felt great,
 BS>  GP>> but after them my pussy got real sore."
 BS>>
 BS>> Was she blond? We love to make jokes of blond girls ;)

 GP> She might've been blonde!  Don't you have a majority of blonde girls
 GP> in Denmark?

I really don't know, I guess it's kinda different :-) But my favorite is
blond girls (I've brown hair by my self). I like those typically
scandinavian with blond hair and blue eyes :-)

If I end up with a blond girl, she might get sick of me, because of my
blond jokes ("Blondine jokes" in danish :))

 BS>  GP>> Kurt, hvorfor var du her ikke i sidste matematiktime ?
 BS>  GP>>  - Hvis jeg havde vidst, at det var den sidste, s{at}? ville
 BS>  GP>> jeg
 BS>> have
 BS>  GP>> været her !

 BS>> He! :) Do we need to translate?

 GP> Please do, if you can/would!

"Curt, why wasn't you at the last math lection? - If I knewed it was
the last one, I would have be there!".

(Last like in Last forever).

 BS>> Slut = A woman who fucks everyone, just without money (slut vs.
 BS>> whore).?

 GP> SLUT(n): a girl who fucks everyone

Such girls are actually existing..

 GP> BITCH(n): a girl who fucks everyone EXCEPT YOU

Oh now I understand, there lots of those girls..

What about a Cunt, is that a _very_ dirty one?

 BS>  GP>> Ask me how to connect with me in any of 5 different Instant
 BS>> Messengers
 BS>>
 BS>> How? ;)

 GP> 1. Start by asking me! (ok, you did this step! *G*)

Good :-)

 GP> 2. Have 1 or more of the instant messengers I'm connected with (MSN,
 GP>    ICQ, Yahoo, AOL-IM, Trillian)
 GP> 3. Tell me which you have and your userID

Actually I believe it's funnier to communicate with people over Fidonet, so
I jump over this step ;)

 GP> 4. Await my message to you, if/when I see you online and/or my reply
 GP>    message with my own userID so you can send ME a message!)

 GP> And that's it! :)

Good :-)

 GP> Something about the world a while ago. . .

 GP>                A 70's Tale...

 GP> Aye: Why are all of these pictures of Gramma and Grandpa black and
 GP> white?
 GP> Tie: Well, you see, way back in the 50's the whole world was in
 GP> black and white.

LOL!

 GP> Aye: It was?
 GP> Tie: Yes it was, in the late 60's the world suddenly turned colorful,
 GP> it was never explained. Aye: But what about paintings? Aye: I saw a
 GP> painting labled 1869 and it was in color. Tie: Oh, well, artists are
 GP> crazy so even when there was no color they saw in color. Aye:
 GP> Ohhh.....

HAHAAHAHAH! That was a good one!

Regards,
Bo

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