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Hello George!
15 Sep 03 11:41, you wrote to me:
[Vancouver vs. Seatle]
BS>> Is there 100 miles or something? Quite wierd that country borders
BS>> can mean so mutch.. :/
GP> Maybe 150 miles or so -- it's not the border, I think, but the
GP> different political approaches to education quality!
Okay, that's understandable then it's two different countries.
BS> GP>> We've had some days in the 30's, too, this summer!
BS>> Did you live in the 30's?
GP> Not even close!
Okay.. :-) There is people here in Fidonet there might have been borned in the 30's..
GP> Maybe I'll make it to the NEXT "'30's"!
I seriusly hope so I do..
GP> How about you? Did YOU live in the 30's?
No I'm borned in 1983, So I'm not very old
BS> GP>> Of course, I believe YOU are farther north than I am! (I'm
BS> GP>> about
BS>> the
BS> GP>> 48th parallel)
BS>>
BS>> I believe too.. I'm 55 degrees..
GP> Wow! I'm 37 degrees (or 98.6 in Fahrenheit!)
Well not temperature, but 37 degress parallel .. Maybe the same as 37th parallel?
GP> How is it you can survive being 55 degrees in EITHER measurement? *g*
Well in Europe it's means 37 degrees
BS> GP>> (and one in Danish ("danski"?) :)
BS>>
BS>> Dansk! :)
GP> Sie sind wilkommen!
Vielen dank (That's german :))
BS> GP>> "The first eight guys felt great,
BS> GP>> but after them my pussy got real sore."
BS>>
BS>> Was she blond? We love to make jokes of blond girls ;)
GP> She might've been blonde! Don't you have a majority of blonde girls
GP> in Denmark?
I really don't know, I guess it's kinda different :-) But my favorite is
blond girls (I've brown hair by my self). I like those typically
scandinavian with blond hair and blue eyes :-)
If I end up with a blond girl, she might get sick of me, because of my
blond jokes ("Blondine jokes" in danish :))
BS> GP>> Kurt, hvorfor var du her ikke i sidste matematiktime ?
BS> GP>> - Hvis jeg havde vidst, at det var den sidste, s{at}? ville
BS> GP>> jeg
BS>> have
BS> GP>> været her !
BS>> He! :) Do we need to translate?
GP> Please do, if you can/would!
"Curt, why wasn't you at the last math lection? - If I knewed it was
the last one, I would have be there!".
(Last like in Last forever).
BS>> Slut = A woman who fucks everyone, just without money (slut vs.
BS>> whore).?
GP> SLUT(n): a girl who fucks everyone
Such girls are actually existing..
GP> BITCH(n): a girl who fucks everyone EXCEPT YOU
Oh now I understand, there lots of those girls..
What about a Cunt, is that a _very_ dirty one?
BS> GP>> Ask me how to connect with me in any of 5 different Instant
BS>> Messengers
BS>>
BS>> How? ;)
GP> 1. Start by asking me! (ok, you did this step! *G*)
Good :-)
GP> 2. Have 1 or more of the instant messengers I'm connected with (MSN,
GP> ICQ, Yahoo, AOL-IM, Trillian)
GP> 3. Tell me which you have and your userID
Actually I believe it's funnier to communicate with people over Fidonet, so
I jump over this step ;)
GP> 4. Await my message to you, if/when I see you online and/or my reply
GP> message with my own userID so you can send ME a message!)
GP> And that's it! :)
Good :-)
GP> Something about the world a while ago. . .
GP> A 70's Tale...
GP> Aye: Why are all of these pictures of Gramma and Grandpa black and
GP> white?
GP> Tie: Well, you see, way back in the 50's the whole world was in
GP> black and white.
LOL!
GP> Aye: It was?
GP> Tie: Yes it was, in the late 60's the world suddenly turned colorful,
GP> it was never explained. Aye: But what about paintings? Aye: I saw a
GP> painting labled 1869 and it was in color. Tie: Oh, well, artists are
GP> crazy so even when there was no color they saw in color. Aye:
GP> Ohhh.....
HAHAAHAHAH! That was a good one!
Regards,
Bo
... Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West
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