August,

 DS>   I got complemented yesterday on my white hair, beard, moustache,
 DS> and sideburns. I even did a "Ho Ho Ho", and pointed to my "jelly
 DS> belly", and said "all I need is a red suit"...but I was Santa
 DS> incognito. 

 AA> You're a walking disaster. :/  At least you can still pull off
 AA> compliments.

  Before my wife died nearly 14 years ago, she got me a T-shirt:

Front: WARNING!! KLUTZ ON THE LOOSE!!
Back: DANGER!! ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN!!

  Her response?? "That's him!!". Nice to have the spouse so supportive. 


 AA>  On this day...
 AA>     Be
 AA>     No
 AA>     Longer
 AA>     Lather's slave
 AA>     Treat yourself to
 AA>     Burma-Shave

 AA> And you don't even follow your own Burma-shave advice.  ;)

  I hate shaving with a passion. Plus, with the white hair, beard, moustache,
and sideburns, I'm a shoo-in to get Senior Citizen Discounts. 

  Years ago, with my brothers first wife, I was at a birthday party for his
stepson. It was in the summer, so I had shorts and a shirt one. One kid saw
my hairy legs, and asked if I was going to shave them. I replied "Not unless
I'm going to compete in a swim meet". In that regard, it's TRUE, that body
hair creates a drag in the water. I wonder if that applies to ALL hair...
facial, underarm, and pubic...although I don't know of many nude swimmers
(unless they lose their suit in the pool!!).

Daryl

... WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!
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