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-=> Lee Lofaso wrote to All <=-

 LL> Hello Everybody,

 LL> Herman Cain says he has a Plan.

 LL> The 9-9-9 Plan.

 LL> Michele Bachmann says to turn that number upside down
 LL> and you have the Mark.  The Mark of the Beast.  Otherwise
 LL> known as 6-6-6.

 LL> But you have to remember, God said it first.  In the Book
 LL> of Genesis.  He put a Mark on Cain.  Why?  To keep him safe.
 LL> Safe from who, you might ask.  Why, safe from Adam.  And
 LL> from Eve.  God also told Cain to go away.  Far away.  Just
 LL> in case Adam and Eve got some wild hair up their ass to
 LL> try and track him down.

 LL> The thing is, nowhere in the Bible is it mentioned exactly
 LL> where Cain went.  But now that Cain has spoken, we all know
 LL> exactly where he went.

 LL> You see, 9-9-9 is the emergency phone number Britons use
 LL> to order pizza.  I mean, get paramedics, police, or firemen
 LL> to come over with free pizza.  Or something like that.

 LL> Americans do the same thing.  But instead of 9-9-9, most
 LL> Americans call 9-1-1.  However, it should be noted that Cain
 LL> is very wealthy and can easily afford pizza to be delivered
 LL> by private jet from across the ocean.  Which explains why
 LL> he calls 9-9-9 rather than 9-1-1.

 LL> Herman Cain is a great motivational speaker.  He knows
 LL> the value of free pizza.  People from all around will come
 LL> to hear the Godfather speak, as long as free pizza is around.
 LL> See how that works?  It's a great Plan.  We should take him
 LL> up on it.  And eat up.

 LL> --Lee


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